giftidiot.com

It’s happened to every guy at least once if not many many times (those of you who are honest will admit ‘many, many times’.) Someone of the female persuasion is having an occasion. It’s a birthday, an anniversary, a graduation, a bat mitzvah, a confirmation - you name it. And there you are standing like an idiot with exactly the wrong present. You didn’t know it when you picked it out. You didn’t know it when the salesman said, “She’ll love it.” You didn’t know it when you payed for it. You didn’t know it when you wrapped it. You didn’t know it when you walked up her stairs with it. But you know it now. You know it because she looked at it, said something like, “That’s sooo thoughtful.”, gave you a peck on the cheek and threw it in her closet before her friends came over. You my friend, like me and like so many before us, are a GiftIdiot! Don’t feel bad. You’re not alone. I mean you are alone, otherwise you wouldn’t be sitting in front of a computer reading this, but you’re certainly not the only dude to wipe out on gift giving to women.

But never fear! GiftIdiot is here. The GiftIdiot is going to put an end to all those lonely hours of self loathing brought on by the punishing gods of “The Perfect Gift. ” GiftIdiot is going to turn you, yes you, into a gift genius!

How do we do it? HOW DO WE DO IT YOU ASK? Well, without giving away our trade secrets it boils down to this. We take thousands of women. We line them up in front of a computer much like the one you’re looking at now. We show them image after image of gifts. Some expensive, some not so expensive, some glamorous, some not so glamorous, some fun, some serious, some - well you get the idea. Now here’s the kicker. We place a platinum credit card on the table in front of them. We place a super sensitive sensor on each woman’s credit card muscle. (Didn’t know such a muscle existed, did you? No, don’t bother looking for it. Only women have them.) When our extremely sensitive equipment picks up as much as a twitch of the CCM (credit card muscle) it sends a signal to a central computer. When the computer receives a set number of such signals (the number is super secret, don’t even ask) a blinding flash of light goes off, all the computer monitors freeze and our GiftIdiot elves record the moment of the event, the image on the screen and the number of CCM twitch signals received. These numbers go into our Super Secret database and become part of our inventory of ‘Great Gifts for Women.’

So, you see, we’ve done all the hard work. All you have to do is click and buy. Click and buy. It’s really that easy to be a Gift Genius!

OK, OK I guess you’ve figured out by now that there really is no such thing as a CCM. I know, just because you’re a GiftIdiot, doesn’t mean you’re a complete idiot. So here’s the real story. Every week or so the folks here at GiftIdiot sit down with our women friends and family and go over dozens of gift ideas. Then the women get to vote on what they like best. So you’re gifts have been pre-screened by the people who know best: other women. Isn’t that nice. Yes it is. Even a real guy can admit that. So go ahead. Go shopping. and take a break from being a GiftIdiot.